What would Jesus do?

A new ad campaign by wakeupwal-mart.com asks the question, "Would Jesus shop at Wal-Mart?" Arguing that Wal-Mart's salaries don't reflect Christian values, the group is pressuring Wal-Mart to provide higher wages for workers, as reported here. It's a silly question; Jesus was his own source for loaves and fishes. Plus, if Jesus didn't shop at Wal-Mart, where would he shop? Is there a supermarket chain perfect enough for the Messiah?