Shake rattle and hum

I somewhat reluctantly put my 30 year old Smith Corona electric typewriter on sale at my in-laws garage sale. I put a steep price on it, though - $30 - thinking it might slide through and I could enjoy it into my golden years. Sure enough, no one even glanced at it, threw it a casual stare. I could have put $2 on it and I'm sure it would still be mine. Now, what do with a 30-pound relic. Pound 0ut an old fashioned letter, perhaps. Sell it at another garage sale in 10 years - probably.