From left field...

Guest blogger Lance Jungmeyer chiming in ...

At the risk of offending readers of this family friendly produce blog, may I direct your attention to the strangest headline of the day: "Carnivore sex off the menu."

Evidently, some particularly stringent vegans in New Zealand are shunning carnal relations with meat eaters. These so-called "vegansexuals" are yet another menace of the do-gooder vegetarians, in my book.

To wit, vegan Nichola Kriek put her words where her mouth is: "When you are vegan or vegetarian, you are very aware that when people eat a meaty diet, they are kind of a graveyard for animals," she said.